Dryanuary 2018: Week 2!

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MONDAY, JANUARY 15th, 2018: What does fun taste like? I’ve forgotten…

As predicted, the second week of Dryanuary saw the dam burst, as many of our contestants found the bottom of a beer bottle instead of tapping into the well of self control. Wine was consumed, parties were thrown and many of you collectively said “fuck this, I’m out!”.

Which we wholeheartedly applaud. This isn’t a vision quest meant to drive you into a hallucinogenic frenzy of beer bottles and whiskey tumblers. Dryanuary is meant to be a fun reset from the excesses of the holiday season – how you approach that reset, and for how long, is always the most fun part of this yearly event. Some of you have rediscovered the glory of early morning sunrises without a hangover, while others have embraced a new commitment to time outside with kids.

We fully expect to enjoy drinking once it comes around again in February. But until then, we can enjoy mornings that start a bit more clear headed, and nights that end with hot chocolate instead of a tumbler of whiskey (damn I miss that tumbler of whiskey). If you only lasted a week – great! If you are still going strong – well done! We think you all kick ass.

If you are out – enjoy some drinks for your sober comrades. If you are still in, the tickets only start piling up from here. So stay strong, hold steady and resist the urge to bust open that beer that has been taunting you for more than two weeks. Updated standings as of Monday, January 15th, 2018:

Standing Dryanuary Name First Name Points
1 Hakuna Mattea Mattea 19
2 KBenz Katie 16
2 Vee-IPA Vanessa 16
3 Laura Designated Driver Laura 14
4 Larry Carrie 13
4 Furby Kevin 13
5 DisAintPhun Lynne 11
5 Cuba Not So Libra Trevor 11

9 points

Sober Spice

NoWining!

DC Jim Rulez

Dry Humor

8 points

Tashva

Dave3307

Dean

Not-Drnkin’ Lincoln

Drunklyn

Hops Scotch

Teetotaler

Wrong Way

Alright Meow

Steve-0%ABV

7 points

GiggleJuice

Tea Totaler

BeastMode

Patient Preggo

WINE!!!

6 points

Been Drinking for Two

Dryanuary Dryandrea

Sebastian the super sober Stud

JaRule

FreshAF

X-man

5 points

Ashbeermesometea

Non-alcoholic Brandie

Bree

LibationsFree

Dos Equis on the Leeps

DryDru

Wino-na Ryder

Shriveled up

Sparkleobstace

Weston Woodridge

Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fodder

<5  points

Alibu London

Vanessa Made me do it.

SoberSallynamedBethany

Sahara

ClaireBear

Hattie

Isitfedyet

Luke Drywalker

IngToxicated

Cougar Juice

Embrace the Suck

KateH

LBH

IvyWild Child

Lydums

Armeecat

Alternative Drunkenness

Dryup Doc

Eleutheria

Sirdrinksalot

Drymomma

Tipsy Tylor

Ol’ Dirty Thirsty

Kitten Mittens

 

 

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