Dryanuary 2018: Week 3 (Dear Lord Make It Stop…)

Dryanuary 1.23.2018 update

As one of our Dryanuary participants pointed out recently – do you guys realize that January is basically five weeks long?

FIVE FUCKING WEEKS.

Five weeks of being able to wake up a bit easier in the morning. Five weeks of hangover free weekends. Five weeks of morning breath not tainted by a tinge of bad tequila decisions. Five weeks of your friends posting annoying taunts on Facebook and you sipping LaCroix in contented sobriety.

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Drunklyn staying dry in the face of intense pressure. And tacos.

I know it feels like a long time, but as they often say; the best things in life are worth waiting for. And this, my friends, is the home stretch. We have the party details lined up (Tap Traders, February 5th, 6pm. Let us know if you’ll be there!). We have the prize packs collected. We have the bar tab funding set aside. All we need is you!

Just think, the next time we post an update Dryanuary will be over. The beer will flow again. And you, my friends, will be almost five fucking weeks healthier to start the New Year.

The standings:

Top

  1. Vee-IPA– 24
  2. Hakuna Mattea – 22
  3. KBenz – 19
  4. Larry and Laura Designated Driver – 17
  5. Drunklyn, DisAintPhun, JaRule, Cuba Not So Libre – 14
  6. Sober Spice, Tashva – 13
  7. NoWining!, DC Jim Rulez, Dry Humor – 12

11 Points

Dave3307

Dean

Hops Scotch

Teetotaler

Steve-0%ABV

10 Points

Tea Totaler

BeastMode

Patient Preggo

9 Points

Been Drinking for Two

Dryanuary Dryandrea

Sebastian the Super Sober Stud

Fresh AF

X-Man

8  Points

Non-alcoholic Brandie

Bree

Libationsfree

Dos Equis on the Leeps

DryDru

Sparkleobstacle

Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fodder

7 Points

Alibu London

Vanessa Made Me Do It

SoberSallynamedBethany

Sahara

Claire Bear

Hattie

Isitfedyet

Luke Drywalker

IngToxicated

Cougar Juice

Embrace the Suck

KateH

LBH

IvyWild Child

Lydums

Armeecat

Alternative Drunkenness

Dryup Doc

Eleutheria

SirDrinksALot

Drymomma

Tipsy Tylor

Kitten Mittens

 

 

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