As one of our Dryanuary participants pointed out recently – do you guys realize that January is basically five weeks long?
FIVE FUCKING WEEKS.
Five weeks of being able to wake up a bit easier in the morning. Five weeks of hangover free weekends. Five weeks of morning breath not tainted by a tinge of bad tequila decisions. Five weeks of your friends posting annoying taunts on Facebook and you sipping LaCroix in contented sobriety.
I know it feels like a long time, but as they often say; the best things in life are worth waiting for. And this, my friends, is the home stretch. We have the party details lined up (Tap Traders, February 5th, 6pm. Let us know if you’ll be there!). We have the prize packs collected. We have the bar tab funding set aside. All we need is you!
Just think, the next time we post an update Dryanuary will be over. The beer will flow again. And you, my friends, will be almost five fucking weeks healthier to start the New Year.
- Vee-IPA– 24
- Hakuna Mattea – 22
- KBenz – 19
- Larry and Laura Designated Driver – 17
- Drunklyn, DisAintPhun, JaRule, Cuba Not So Libre – 14
- Sober Spice, Tashva – 13
- NoWining!, DC Jim Rulez, Dry Humor – 12
Been Drinking for Two
Sebastian the Super Sober Stud
Dos Equis on the Leeps
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fodder
Vanessa Made Me Do It
Embrace the Suck